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Last updated 2026-11-03.

What we keep

Your email and first name if you give them, your quiz answers and the god you got, and which page you came from. We count visits with our own analytics, without selling or sharing your data.

Why

To send you your full reading and certificate, tell you when ASSJET is ready to ship, and send you the occasional joke you can unsubscribe from in one click.

Who processes it

Cloudflare (hosting and database) and Resend (email). If you buy later, Stripe handles your card and we never see the number.

Your rights

Ask us to show, correct or delete your data on our help page. California residents have the rights the CCPA gives them; we do not sell personal information.

Who we are

ASSJET, a brand of Larkfield Works, California.